Nurse.
Lesbehonest.
23.
Married to my best friend, love of my

life on 6-21-14
Ask me anything.

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

(Source: octopusmotor, via mainecountryboy)

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ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

(Source: whereforeartthoucastiel, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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gnny:

are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything

(via frankenpunk)

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(via azul-estrellas)

(via sydneyisnotaustralian)

it’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.
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vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

(Source: trashboat, via mouth-two-mouth)

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gublernation:

i’ve got a bad case of the saturdays

gublernation:

i’ve got a bad case of the saturdays

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Roses are red 
Your underwear is lace
Take it off
Then sit on my face

(Source: tits-n-t4ts, via mouth-two-mouth)

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indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

(via broorn)

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